Save Us Nancy Pelosi, you're our only hope!

My butt still hurts, I'm going to the doctor in an hour. I might try and get some heavy duty painkillers out of her like Percocet or Vicodin or even Oxycontin.

I was trying to think of an appropriate youtube video to celebrate the Democratic win of the US House and Senate. All I could come up with was Judy Garland. Yep, sometimes my inner fag is really fuckin' flamey.




One of the things I find so fascinating about Judy Garland was all the corruption going on behind the scenes of the Wizard of Oz. Not only did they get her addicted to amphetamines, but they also had some older woman seduce her to keep her occupied. OMG!!!

And Toto died THREE TIMES during the filming.

Oh right, I don't think I've mentioned this on here. I quit smoking on Saturday. I've been too caught up in my bum to worry about the smoking, but I think it's going pretty good. My cough is going away, I can smell things again. I can probably taste things really well too. And I got my teeth cleaned prior to quitting and I had no cavities. So I'm pretty happy about all of that. PLUS there is always this theory that I've had regarding the conspicuous absence of girlfriends during my smoking phase, I'm curious if now that I've quit my appeal will go up again. I'm happy to not be smoking anymore. I don't even think of it too often, well, not with this pain in the ass I have!! Plus it is getting too cold to smoke outside anymore.

I'm seriously considering getting a Violet Wand with some of my artist fee, and a tattoo in the shape of the Biohazard symbol on the back of my neck. Hmm, very curious.

If Bush and Cheney are impeached Pelosi will be president. Imagine that.

And why the fuck isn't Bush getting impeached? They sure were all gung ho about impeaching Clinton for a consensual blow job.

Whatev. Gotta get ready with my laundry list of complaints for my doctor's appointment.